sugar and spice (and everything nice)

“Fine!” He said, his tone clipped and his brow furrowed. “If all you want from me is my hand in marriage, then I will gladly give it.”“But to who?” A mother called from the back of the crowd. Jaemin’s eyes flashed.“The first person to catch my cat and retrieve the key to my front door from around his neck may enter, and I will gladly go with them to marry their daughter. Until one of you has caught the cat in question,” Jaemin snarled and turned on his heel, retreating back to his doorway. “Do not bother me again.”

fallen star, i'm your one call away

Space— the final frontier.These are the voyages of the Starship Dream and its 5 year mission to seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!

we slept together (not in the fun way)

4 times Na Jaemin lets people sleep in his bed with him, and 1 time Na Jaemin sleeps in Lee Jeno's bed instead.

rich man's world

Who the fuck wears a full suit to a convenience store at eleven o’clock at night?Pretentious rich people, that’s who. Not that Jaemin’s one to talk.

冬桜 (winter sakura)

It’s a beautiful spring morning when Jeno first sees him, the cherry blossoms in full bloom. His violin is shining in the early morning sunlight as he plays, a smile gracing his lips. His body twists with the movement of the bow, light and carefree.So the spring of Na Jaemin begins quietly, like the feeling of the sunlight on aching and old bones, like the first snowmelt, like a brilliant sunrise.

beyond summer

In Jaemin's opinion, being a Summer Camp Counselor comes with a lot of perks. There's the cute kids, the time he gets to spend with his best friends in the entire world, and of course, Lee Jeno.But summer always comes to an end.

let's do it baby, i know the law

Na Jaemin wasn’t the type of person to have a rivalry with anyone. So Donghyuck supposed he was just special.

this town will never change

Na Jaemin’s forever is full of constants. Lee Donghyuck is the exception.

halfway home

Na Jaemin is the last person Donghyuck would ever usually trust — an intergalactic smuggler with arrest warrants in several quadrants.But when Donghyuck’s stranded about a thousand lightyears into enemy territory, he has no choice but to ask Jaemin for help. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and now, Jaemin may be Donghyuck’s only hope of getting back home.

help, i've fallen (in love) and i can't get up!

“My friend broke my hand by slamming his Wii Remote down onto my hand during our weekly MarioKart Tournament,” Jaemin admitted, all in one breath. He paused and pouted. “And I was so close to winning, too.”Maybe Jaemin’s eyes were betraying him, but he could swear that he saw the corner of Renjun’s tilt upward for just a moment before settling back into professional stoicism.“I see,” Renjun said, turning his back to Jaemin to return to typing, and Jaemin could hear the amusement in his tone..

let's cast a spell (just you and me)

Renjun is desperate. It's not that he's failing, because Renjun doesn't fail, but he needs to do better than Acceptable in Muggle Studies if he wants his dream job at the Department of International Magical Cooperation. The solution? Jaemin Na, the Gryffindor prefect, who happens to be Muggleborn — and very good at tutoring, according to Jeno. If only asking him was easier said than done.Or; Ravenclaw Pureblood Renjun gets schooled by Gryffindor Prefect Na Jaemin over summer vacation. He was a wizard, he was also a wizard… Can I make it any more obvious?

lee jeno and the life-ruining radioactive spider

“Jeno cursed the damn spider in his head once again. If only spiders had a concept of personal space. Maybe then someone who actually asked for the trouble could be Spiderman and Jeno could go back to just being Awkward Chemistry Student Extraordinaire, no extra arachnid abilities attached.But no. Jeno couldn't possibly get that lucky.Or; Jeno doesn't think he's cut out to be Spiderman, but he's even less cut out to be the protegé of Jung Jaehyun — billionaire playboy, CEO of Jung Industries, and Iron Man. Too bad Jaehyun never gave him a choice.

lee jeno's fantastic beasts and where to find them!

“I lost a dragon.”“How the fuck —”“No time to explain, dragon on the loose, London might be in mortal danger.” Jeno paused. “You know, because dragons breathe fire.”Jaemin cursed and grabbed his coat.

sign me up
mark x haechan x jaemin

“Okay, so where do I sign to date both of you?”Jaemin and Mark looked up from their lunches at the exact same time, twin expressions of surprise on their faces.“Are you serious?” Mark breathed, eyes wide.Donghyuck raised an eyebrow. “Did I stutter?”

as far as I can see, nobody loves me (as far as I can tell, nobody loves you either)

Donghyuck doesn’t know who started it, and he doesn’t really care all that much either. All that matters right now is that Renjun’s tongue is down his throat in a supply closet.It’s nice. It’s easy. Renjun doesn’t love him and he doesn’t love Renjun, and that’s the best part of the whole thing.Or; Donghyuck may not know who he is, and he may not be in love with Renjun, but at least he has someone to make out with as the rest of his life falls into ruin.

as far as i can see, nobody's listening (as far as i can tell, you aren't either)

Lee Donghyuck has no idea what he does to Huang Renjun, and it’s infuriating. What’s more infuriating is that Renjun just accepts it, because — upsettingly — he’s come to realize that he’d accept anything for Donghyuck.It's supposed to be nice. It's supposed to be easy. Renjun's not supposed to fall in love.Or; Renjun may feel out of place, and he may not love Lee Jeno as much as he originally thought he did, but at least he's got Donghyuck. Oh wait, he doesn't.

eternal sunshine

“Welcome to Buzzfeed’s now iconic new series, started by yours truly of course, Handcuffed to my Ex for Twenty Four Hours!”“There is no amount of money you could pay me,” Doyoung said after a short pause, “That would convince me to do this.”

escape the night

In a house on a hill in the year 1920, seven young men gather for a seemingly innocent dinner party. Fate has other plans.(Or; Mark Lee never meant for any of this to happen.)

love on air

“Maybe, but he doesn’t know I exist,” the caller sighs. “Or, well, he does, but he doesn’t see me like that at all.” Dejun frowns at the words, his heart clenching on the boy’s behalf.“I’m sure he could if he knew!” Dejun encourages, twisting the cord from the headphones around his fingers. "And even if he doesn’t like you that way, he’s made you want to be more honest about who you are. I don’t know about you, but I think that’s pretty cool.”The caller lets out a small chuckle. “You know, you’re something else Xiaojun. I never thought about it like that.”Or; Xiao Dejun is in denial, Hendery Wong is in love, and love is in the air. Or is it on air?

coca cola conspiracy

“JYP is purposefully getting us addicted to sugar free Coca Cola for reasons as yet unknown, but certainly diabolical.”“I’m sorry, what the fuck?”